Oh my goodness, I can’t believe I’m about to tell you this. I recently found out the most outrageous way to attach a dildo to a tree. Let me tell you how I figured it out.

It all started when I was out for a walk in the forest near my house. As I was crossing a clearing, Penis Rings I spotted a tall tree with a bright pink dildo hanging from it. I couldn’t believe my eyes! I wondered how the heck someone managed to get that thing up there.

A few days later I met up with one of my friends who works at a sex toy shop in town. I asked them if they knew how to attach a dildo to a tree and they immediately replied “oh yeah, it’s easy”. I was super intrigued so I asked how it could be done.

My friend told me that the easiest way is to use a very strong and secure glue. I was surprised by how simple this fix was but was still a bit skeptical so I asked if there was a way to make it even more secure. My friend then explained that you can use a more permanent attachment like a tie, rope, or even metal wire. This gave me a lot more confidence in the idea and I was finally ready to try it out myself.

Fast forward a few weeks and I decided to give it a go. I headed out to the forest with some glue and rope and set about attaching my dildo to a nearby tree. It was surprisingly easy and within minutes I had it securely tied to the trunk of the tree. I was a bit worried about people noticing but it wasn’t visible from the path and after checking it a few times I was satisfied that it wouldn’t come off.

Once I was sure the attachment was secure, I left feeling pleased with my hard work. Now whenever I’m in that part of the forest I like to take a peep at my dildo and vibrators admire the craftsmanship.

That’s how I learned to attach a dildo to a tree. It’s outrageous, but also quite clever if you think about it. Who knows, maybe one day I’ll even give it a try in a less public place.